One-time payment
Pit-Boss Pro
You pay him once. He works for you forever.
Free
Walk-in
$0
forever
- ✦ 3 mood triages per day
- ✦ All 8 mood tiles + custom situation
- ✦ One A7X song with embedded YouTube
- ✦ 3-step coping plan
- ✦ Pit-Boss verdict
- ✦ Shareable prescription page
- ✦ Last 10 triages in setlist
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$1.99one-time
- ✦ Unlimited triages
- ✦ 5-step coping plans
- ✦ Lyric pull-quotes from the actual song
- ✦ Full Setlist mode — 5-song progression rage→calm
- ✦ Permanent searchable journal
- ✦ Printable prescription PDFs
- ✦ Priority road-manager attention
“Prescribed me Bat Country for my divorce. Felt seen.”
— Anonymous, 34
“The full setlist got me through the night shift.”
— R., night nurse
“I framed my prescription. So Far Away. Don't ask.”
— Marcus, 28
FAQ
Is this affiliated with Avenged Sevenfold?+
No. We're devoted fans. The band has not endorsed this. We just believe in their music as therapy.
Will you charge me again?+
No. $1.99 once. No subscription. The Pit Boss isn't a SaaS guy.
What if I don't like the song?+
Trust the diagnosis for one full play-through. If it still doesn't land, triage again — Pro is unlimited.
What about videos that get blocked in my country?+
YouTube embeds depend on your region. Search the song manually if needed — the prescription is the prescription.
30-day “the song didn't help” refund. Just email us.